Two builds, one scanner

GAY SCAN

Same scanner underneath. The original stays exactly where it is; everything from here happens to the enhanced build.

The original — frozen

01Y2K

A 1999 geocities homepage. Starfield, marquee, WordArt, visitor counter, Comic Sans, and a guestbook it will never let you sign.

In development

02Y2K, but braveractive

Your Y2K build wrapped in an actual Windows 98 window — title bar, menu bar, the lot. Now dials up over a synthesised 56k handshake before it will scan you, throws a popup ad at checkout, and leaves a sparkle trail under your finger.